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Slaying Blood Suckers with Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter by Seth Grahame-Smith. Genre: Fantasy, Historical Fiction, Horror (?). Published 2010 by Grand Central Publishing.

Indiana, 1818. Moonlight falls through the dense woods that surround a one-room cabin, where a nine-year-old Abraham Lincoln kneels at his suffering mother’s bedside. She’s been stricken with something the old-timers call “Milk Sickness.”

“My baby boy…” she whispers before dying.

Only later will the grieving Abe learn that his mother’s fatal affliction was actually the work of a vampire.

Say what?!

When I read the summary on Goodreads, I was a little excited about the strange convergence of Abe Lincoln and vampires. But then I wondered if it might be a corny parody. Luckily, it was not.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a serious story.

The story is based on secret journals that Abraham Lincoln kept during his life. How that story is then told to us, the reader, is rather clever…but I’m not going to ruin it by telling you here.

For the most part, we all know the general arc of Lincoln’s life and career. What we didn’t know, until now, is that Abraham Lincoln hunted vampires. He was quite good too. Abe’s vampire obsession is a deep and emotional attachment which makes it feel real. Without that deep seated hatred, I don’t think the story would have come off as authentic.

The characters, both real and fictional, in this story really shine. My favorite was the role that the mysterious Henry Sturges, a vampire, played as he helped Lincoln over the decades. Henry was like the IMF sending Lincoln little Mission: Impossible messages.

The way the author, Seth Grahame-Smith, puts forth the paranormal aspect makes it feel believable. Also, considering the historical significance of Abraham Lincoln’s presidency, the vampire angle is an interesting twist on Civil War history. It helped that the gravity of the historical facts are not lost in the web of fiction.

I definitely recommend this book to fans of serious vampire stories. (No sparkles, no womb-chewing.)

Feel the Heat in the Devil’s Lair

Devil’s Lair by David Wisehart. Genre: Historical Fiction, Fantasy. Published March 2010 by Albedo Publishing.

A thrilling adventure through Dante’s Inferno….

“I’ve battled evil all my life. I’ve wrestled with darkness and demons and monsters beyond measure, in the black forests of Germany and in the troubled hearts of men, for it is there, in the human heart, that evil festers and grows. But evil has a source, and we must find that source: at the bottom of the abyss. We must descend into the Devil’s lair, and penetrate the heart of all evil.”

It is the year of our Lord 1349. The world is dying. The Black Death sweeps through Europe. Apocalypse approaches. The Fourth Horseman rides the Earth…

One hope survives. A vision of the Holy Grail. Stolen by Lucifer, the Grail now lies in the lowest circle of Hell. To save the human race, someone must steal the Grail from the Devil and return it to the world above.

Four pilgrims — a knight, a friar, a poet, and a prophetess — will journey down into Hell to confront their deepest fears…

And the Devil himself. (From Goodreads)

I picked up Devil’s Lair on Amazon rather randomly by looking through the fantasy genre. Since I just bought it on a whim, I didn’t check Goodreads to get the summary you just read up above. All I saw were some enthusiastic quotes. So, I read the Look Inside preview and thought – I like this!

We start out following William of Ockham, the poet Giovanni Boccacio, and Nadja as they search for the knight, Marco da Roma. None of them have met Marco before and their only lead is a vision from Nadja and a charcoal sketch. They eventually find him but Marco turns out to be quite different than what they expected. The group embarks on a bold mission to find the Holy Grail which has been stolen by Lucifer. What’s kind of crazy is that this whole thing – the group coming together, the mission for the grail – is based on a vision, or series of visions, that Nadja has had.

My favorite characters were William and Giovanni and I especially enjoyed their debates. They are the two most knowledgeable in the group and they both have intriguing backgrounds. Nadja is nice enough and you really sympathize with her after she is attacked by a group of thieves. Note: There is a rape scene and while it is not described in extreme detail it may be upsetting for some readers. Marco is probably my least favorite character. We learn very little of him until the last quarter of the book and he’s just kind of…there.

The detail and ambiance of the story transported me to the time period and played like a movie as I read, it was that good. It is a religious story in the sense that it deals with religious subject matter and people of faith but it doesn’t preach. There is a lot of action and drama, some politics and plenty of religious debate.

The journey through hell was really interesting. Once the group descends into hell, we really start to learn about them as individuals. You know how they say, adversity (or stressful situations) reveals your true character, well that is certainly the case here. Although I haven’t read all of Dante’s Inferno, I’m guessing that Devil’s Lair draws heavily on its descriptions of the nine circles of hell. That’s not a bad thing per se, but if you’ve read Inferno then you’ll already know a lot of the scenery. Wisehart does a great job describing the ninth circle of hell and the images my mind created were truly creepy!

My only real problem with the book is that the ending was rather anti-climactic. It was predictable, ended really quickly and when you’re facing Lucifer, I can’t imagine things will go as smoothly as it did for the group.

Nevertheless, Devil’s Lair is a solid piece of work full of mesmerizing detail.

Pirate Latitudes – A Tale of Spanish Gold

Pirate Latitudes by Michael Crichton. Genre: Historical Fiction. Published 2009 by Harper (trade paperback).

You should know up front that this is not a typical tale of piracy nor is it Crichton’s version of Pirates of the Caribbean. If you’re expecting that, you will probably be let down.

What Pirate Latitudes is, however, is a fairly realistic and fast-paced tale of high seas adventure in Port Royal, Jamaica circa 1665. Captain Charles Hunter, backed by the Governor of Jamaica, is a well-known privateer who has a plan to perform one of the most daring raids of the time. His goal is to attack a Spanish fort and steal a galleon which they suspect holds gold from the New World.

What Happens in Port Royal, Stays in Port Royal

We are treated to a raucous group of sailors, the Sleazy Housewives (and mistresses) of Port Royal, and enough drinking to make the Mad Men proud.

The first few chapters pulled me into the time period and I really got a feel for what Port Royal was probably like at the time. Crichton shares some character details which reinforce this nicely and provide a stark contrast between life in Jamaica and the plague that was happening back in Europe. This was a nice touch because it was a nice reminder that there is a wider world out there.

Although I didn’t expect a Disney-style story, it was a lot less piratey (?) than I would have liked. The politics of the region were well covered and I found it rather intriguing. The thinly veiled jabs that England and Spain would take at each other is almost comical until I remember that real people lost their lives over the petty squabbles of rich people.

For being a ruffian, I found Captain Hunter to be a likeable character. His motivation in the story is straight forward. Hunter leads a group of sailors that he has frequently worked with, yet Crichton glosses over most of this back story. Disappointingly, the end of the book was rather predictable. The two villains were striking characters.

Pirate Latitudes is a good, not great, story that is worth reading if you enjoy historical fiction.

Pirate Latitudes in Theaters

If you haven’t heard, Steven Spielberg will be turning Pirate Latitudes into a major motion picture to release sometime in 2014 [More on ScreenRant].

I’m not holding out high hopes that it will be good. Spielberg has had a few mediocre films lately – Eagle Eye, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Cowboys & Aliens, Real Steel and Terra Nova. Hopefully, it’s not like the Transformer movies with Michael Bay’s overplayed, corny slow-motion scenes. Heh, maybe Spielberg will pull a Bay and make Captain Hunter an alien…and instead of Spanish gold maybe it’ll be a crystal skull. Hmm…

(Vampires + Ninja) * Awesome = Blood Ninja

Blood Ninja by Nick Lake. Genre: Fantasy, Historical Fiction. Published 2009 by Simon & Schuster.

A boy named Taro lives a nice but uneventful life in the village of Shirahama. Taro and his best friend Hiro dream of one day becoming samurai, although Taro’s desire is stronger than his friends. Then one night, Taro’s entire world unravels from a seemingly random attack on his family. His father is murdered and Taro has no idea why but he must leave his mother and run away with a mysterious ninja.

Taro’s protector is Shusaku, a master ninja and former samurai that is charged with keeping the boy alive. Shusaku must lead Taro and his loyal friend Hiro across the land to a secret cave where Shusaku’s clan lives and trains. Along the way they make friends, evade samurai, fight ronin and even help rescue a young lady.

Samurai, Ninja and Vampire – oh, my!

Blood Ninja is one of the few times when a seemingly random mashup of character types – vampire and ninja – really come together, while respecting each individually. This is not a lame attempt at humor or a strange Twilight meets Enter The Ninja train wreck.

Author Nick Lake blends the two in such a convincing way that, assuming vampires are real, it actually makes a lot of sense that a vampire would make a great ninja. Both vampire and ninja operate at night, in their own way they each seek blood, and both benefit from secrecy and the element of surprise.

I actually came across this treasure quite randomly. I was on a rare venture into Barnes & Noble to pick up a different book and I found myself browsing the young adult section. The title jumped out at me, the cover made me lustful and the description sealed the deal – I had to buy this book.

Not surprisingly, there is a lot of action. It is all well written and easy to follow while still being quite engaging. Lake wrote the scenes graphic enough to make them realistic but not excessively gory. There is a lot of description and detail about ninja and samurai which is cool. I would have liked to hear more about the vampire aspect as well. Taro has a special ability that enhances his vampirism and one vamp we meet along the journey can see the future. I’m curious what other abilities are out there.

There is a lot of political intrigue, history, culture and religion layered into the story which is nice. Those details do great justice to Japanese culture while also making the story more believable.

Blood Ninja has a strong focus on loyalty and friendship. Hiro and Taro have quite the bromance going on. At times it reminded me of Frodo and Sam in Lord of the Rings, minus the super awkward gazing that happened in Return of the King. Luckily, that’s offset by a potential romance between Taro and girl from the wrong side. I’m sure we’ll see how that plays out in book 2.

It’s funny that at the end of the story, Lake tips his hat to James Clavell’s amazing book – Shogun. I’ve read that book three times, the first time in 6th grade, and it is one of my favorite stories. It was how I learned what decapitation meant… Anyway, reading Blood Ninja reminded of Clavell’s work so enjoying it came easy. No worries though, Lake’s book only weighs in at 369 pages. Not Shogun’s 1,000+.

Two Criticisms

I came to expect one death since it is foreshadowed very directly. I’m rather fond of subtlety especially when it comes to foreshadowing a character death, so, Lake’s direct approach kind of annoyed me. However, my hope is that the death will harden Taro’s resolve and make him take this new-found responsibility more seriously. Before that death, one rather shocking character death didn’t seem entirely justified. It made me feel like that time I ran over a squirrel – half-sad and half-angry. After finishing the book, I can see why things turned out that way because the death becomes a motivator for another character. However, I liked that character so to have it go down that way was…frustrating.

One thing I absolutely did not like was the excessive use of italics (in the paperback version). Sometimes whole chapters are italicized which gets tiresome to read. Coming to a new chapter should be sufficient to let me know that the narrator has changed characters. Other than short, internal dialogue and sparsely used emphasis in normal dialogue, there is really no need for italics.

Overall, I am looking forward to picking up the sequel and continuing the series*. I love the setting of feudal Japan. I have always been a fan of vampires. Plus, who doesn’t think ninja are badass? Combine them all together, shake (not stir) and add a slice of political intrigue and you have Blood Ninja.

* Yes, I did just use italics. What?